Bella Ciao the Sweet Hello A glance, a gaze, a gauzy wave-- you'll never want to say goodbye.

Bella Ciao the Sweet Hello

A glance, a gaze, a gauzy wave-- you'll never want to say goodbye.

Diva LaVida Disco Bitch Extrordinaire Saucy, sassy, spicy, and snarky, Diva dances to your heartbeat and tickles your intelligence with her slick, sly style.

Diva LaVida Disco Bitch Extrordinaire

Saucy, sassy, spicy, and snarky, Diva dances to your heartbeat and tickles your intelligence with her slick, sly style.

Hazel Hellbender That Little Scamp She's so fucking adorable.  And hot.  Hotdorable, if you will. And we SO will.

Hazel Hellbender That Little Scamp

She's so fucking adorable.  And hot.  Hotdorable, if you will.

And we SO will.

Naughty Natanya the Risqué Russian Born in the cold north, our Risqué Russian selflessly shares her warmth with the masses and her vodka with no one.

Naughty Natanya the Risqué Russian

Born in the cold north, our Risqué Russian selflessly shares her warmth with the masses and her vodka with no one.

Titi Touché The T-N-Teaser Explosively sexy with a seductive sizzle, Titi's slow burn always ends in a big bang.

Titi Touché The T-N-Teaser

Explosively sexy with a seductive sizzle, Titi's slow burn always ends in a big bang.

Slightly Spitfire the Fiesty Sprite Whether scampering for skivvies or strutting her solo stuff, Spitfire ignites surprise and delight.

Slightly Spitfire the Fiesty Sprite

Whether scampering for skivvies or strutting her solo stuff, Spitfire ignites surprise and delight.

MsPixy our Enticing Emcee Fun, fiirty, feisty, fierce, and funny.

MsPixy our Enticing Emcee

Fun, fiirty, feisty, fierce, and funny.

The Amazing Tomas will blow your fucking mind. Slick schtick and quick tricks and slightly insane-- with flick of the wrist he'll sprain your brain.

The Amazing Tomas will blow your fucking mind.

Slick schtick and quick tricks and slightly insane-- with flick of the wrist he'll sprain your brain.

BK Read the Existential Cowboy With a song in his heart and a pebble in his shoe, BK strums, plucks, and tickles his six-string beauty.

BK Read the Existential Cowboy

With a song in his heart and a pebble in his shoe, BK strums, plucks, and tickles his six-string beauty.

Giant Martini the Sloshy Sidekick Giant Martini is Giant.  Giant Martini is Martini.  Drinking is for fun!  Giant Martini.

Giant Martini the Sloshy Sidekick

Giant Martini is Giant.  Giant Martini is Martini.  Drinking is for fun!  Giant Martini.