Bella Ciao  the Sweet Hello  A glance, a gaze, a gauzy wave-- you'll never want to say goodbye.

Bella Ciao the Sweet Hello

A glance, a gaze, a gauzy wave-- you'll never want to say goodbye.

  Diva LaVida  Disco Bitch Extrordinaire  Saucy, sassy, spicy, and snarky, Diva dances to your heartbeat and tickles your intelligence with her slick, sly style.

Diva LaVida Disco Bitch Extrordinaire

Saucy, sassy, spicy, and snarky, Diva dances to your heartbeat and tickles your intelligence with her slick, sly style.

  Hazel Hellbender  That Little Scamp  She's so fucking adorable.  And hot.  Hotdorable, if you will.  And we SO will.

Hazel Hellbender That Little Scamp

She's so fucking adorable.  And hot.  Hotdorable, if you will.

And we SO will.

  Naughty Natanya  the Risqué Russian  Born in the cold north, our Risqué Russian selflessly shares her warmth with the masses and her vodka with no one.

Naughty Natanya the Risqué Russian

Born in the cold north, our Risqué Russian selflessly shares her warmth with the masses and her vodka with no one.

  Titi Touché  The T-N-Teaser  Explosively sexy with a seductive sizzle, Titi's slow burn always ends in a big bang.

Titi Touché The T-N-Teaser

Explosively sexy with a seductive sizzle, Titi's slow burn always ends in a big bang.

  Slightly Spitfire  the Fiesty Sprite  Whether scampering for skivvies or strutting her solo stuff, Spitfire ignites surprise and delight.

Slightly Spitfire the Fiesty Sprite

Whether scampering for skivvies or strutting her solo stuff, Spitfire ignites surprise and delight.

  MsPixy  our Enticing Emcee  Fun, fiirty, feisty, fierce, and funny.

MsPixy our Enticing Emcee

Fun, fiirty, feisty, fierce, and funny.

  The Amazing Tomas  will blow your fucking mind.  Slick schtick and quick tricks and slightly insane-- with flick of the wrist he'll sprain your brain.

The Amazing Tomas will blow your fucking mind.

Slick schtick and quick tricks and slightly insane-- with flick of the wrist he'll sprain your brain.

  BK Read  the Existential Cowboy  With a song in his heart and a pebble in his shoe, BK strums, plucks, and tickles his six-string beauty.

BK Read the Existential Cowboy

With a song in his heart and a pebble in his shoe, BK strums, plucks, and tickles his six-string beauty.

  Giant Martini  the Sloshy Sidekick  Giant Martini is Giant.  Giant Martini is Martini.  Drinking is for fun!  Giant Martini.

Giant Martini the Sloshy Sidekick

Giant Martini is Giant.  Giant Martini is Martini.  Drinking is for fun!  Giant Martini.